EVERYTHING IS BUILT FROM SCRAP ON THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE
Why not waste some money on a bird house, t-shirt or a poster. Satisfaction isn't guaranteed! 😜
do you need a book? get ready to laugh your ass off.
ME TONYA, THE TRASHY ICE PRINCESS
A coloring /storybook about a woman named Tonya who was born with 3 assholes.
ONLY $12
THE CHRISTMAS TAIL a pimp with a limp
Join Big Danny and Heidi the Hoe as they try to save Christmas in Portland OR.
ONLY $20
THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS activities book
You can color, maze, word search and read pages of jokes.
ONLY $10
THE BRIGHTENING: 85 fun things to do while stuck inside
The name says it all. This is the ultimate idea book available on Kindle.
Only $6
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Check out my radio station. It is real time not a podcast.
We play anything and everything, even old weekly in-store
cassette tapes from K-mart. We are the BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL
of the air waves. So check out KDAN.org
You can message 24/7 to place an order, request a song, just say hey or be like the others that tell me I'm dumb. IT'S ALL GOOD!
About Us
Come check out our showroom
Just sit cross-legged and say these words
"yumma yumma yumma yumma yahmuh" Over and over. When you see blue smoke appear you will know you're here.